WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
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surf4ces:

i also feel like nash grier is the type of guy that uses his fame to get underage girls to send him nudes

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sixpenceee:

So usually before I go to sleep I like to stretch out my spine

yesterday I was finishing up hw at 3 AM in the living room. My brother came downstairs for water while I was doing this

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But what he saw was this

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All the neighbors woke up 

3 days ago · via · source · with 2,322 notes

hayesgeneration:

#NEVER HAS ANYONE LOOKED SO MENACING WHILE WEARING A CUTE STRIPED SHIRT (girleverafter) 

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Robert Downey Jr. nicknames Chris Evans “Dorito”.

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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geekishchic:

doctor-donna-detective:

rumbelleriversong:

rumbelleriversong:

wait. do you mean to tell me that this dunderhead

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was in Pompeii when these two idiots

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where there?

and dont even get me started on this ass hole

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JESUS

Oh and I nearly forgot this one

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WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH POMPEII

i think that they just made such a big paradox that Pompeii just exploded

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derpdan:

would you rather have no internet connection or no friends

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leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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celsisus:

when ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? i grew you myself??? i gave you life and this is how you repay me??

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witchcraftand-wizardry:

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

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